#ok

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

tonguelikemurder:

*corners u in a dark allweyway* heard u were talkin shit about steven moffat *hands bottle of wine* allow me to join you

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES

banal-adventures:

FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS

I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE

LOOK AT THIS SUCKER

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THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD

IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20

PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP

TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

Here. Here is simple and happy. That’s what I meant to give you.

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

#cnn
livexotilweoverdose: 14 people killed? Shut up, I need to listen to this news report about Sunchips being too loud.

livexotilweoverdose:

14 people killed? Shut up, I need to listen to this news report about Sunchips being too loud.

jadedmushroom:

#someone tell lucy that hair doesn’t work like that #Lucy Liu is a Disney princess

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”